I was going to write something cringy about her being an eternal 10 year old, but then I did. Derp!
YES! This is like oldschool Newgrounds awesomeness lol. Thanks for this awesome contribution, guy.
"Despite your loss, loneliness and lust, solicitation of a prostitute will only further your despair. Exploitation of another man's daughter will not fill the void of a lost wife."
The guy should've just went to park or a box- social or whatever; a place where he could build a relationship with a new woman.
It's MERF or....MUFFIN?
A real minecraft noob here.
Encountered my first creeper while killing cows for their beef. Chased me around the twilight for a good five minutes. I've never felt such mortal fear from a video game and this is coming from a guy whose played and beaten Resident Evil, Silent Hill AND Fatal Frame.
Good work, guy.
MY MOUSTACHE WAS CURLED BY LASERS!
IT'S SO SHARP AVERT YOUR GAZES!
THINK YOUR BEARD IS...SO FLASH?!
YOU CAN NOT HANDLE THIS 'TASH!
Oh no you didn't!!!
Now I have to play Mischief Makers!!!! Dammit!
Zone, you crazy guy...
That about sums it up. Goin through that right now.
Good ambition but amatuer at best
Keep it up!
*psst* you forgot to mention how INSPIRED you were by the Brakenwood movies. hehe
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